Watch your back Katie. You're going down.
I wasn't kidding in my bio. I really did gain 30 lbs in the past year. I'm super proud of that.
If you are interested in my method, it's pretty simple:
Eat everything you want to. And when you are full? Eat more because then
there's less to put away in the fridge.
Also, try to live across the street from a Steak N' Shake. And when you get a
2am craving for a Hershey's Dark Chocolate Shake? Run with it.
This stuff work's y'all.
It also helps if you have a desk job. By limiting your daily exercise to your infrequent trips to the copy machine, you will start seeing results in no time. Promise.
The downside to this lifestyle is you won't fit in your clothes anymore.
I know what you're thinking: "Hello shopping spree!!"
But really? When you are buying up a size (or 4), it's not as fun as you'd think.
I was trying to decide what my prize should be. Kurt (my husband) thinks I should ask for an $80 gift certificate to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
....As tempting as that is, I think I'll go with $80 certificate to the mall, so I can buy some clothes that fit!
I'll keep you posted.
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4 comments:
On the last frame is that how many cookies you have ate under your desk?
Love the pics you took of yourself! Do you keep a photographer around you all the time?
You could use exercise videos! Amber gave me some, and they're very convenient. So far, who knows maybe I'll lose the drive later on.
Annie, those are totally cookie wrappers. Piles of them. And there are more in the drawers.
And Chantel, it's the paparazzi. They just can't get enough of me.
I'm glad you labeled it as a cookie, I was afraid you were eating trash... (unfortunately, it wouldn't be the first time...)
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